Black Tumblr Themes

I Have Died Only To Find I've Come Alive

(Source: lightningswordslash, via euphranus)

I am so done.

(Source: my-bigbig-berthole, via youngandnobody)




the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

yeah but we eat shrimp, soooo, I know which id rather be


really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

(via turntherightcornerinsincity)


why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via turntherightcornerinsincity)

(Source: forgofamilyforgofriendsx, via turntherightcornerinsincity)




If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.

(Source: kikicanfly, via all-that-is-pokemon)

(Source: christianslaters, via turntherightcornerinsincity)

(Source: cyphyy, via no-satan-not-yet)

(Source: orangeis, via ruinedchildhood)

So yeahhhh; I'm Jayluh. I'm 21 and full of shit. I probably need to grow up sometime. This blog is a container for all things I find entertaining. You can ask me shit, I might answer. I follow back if I find your blog interesting,
Facebook :] (please say that you're from Tumblr)
My Ultrasex Blog



next »